- 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
- Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
"No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child